sábado, 9 de março de 2013

Pensamentos impensados


Estilos de vida
Estilitas eram uns excêntricos que viviam em cima dumas colunas.
Nunca percebi como é que dormiam e por que é que não caíam enquanto dormiam. A comida talvez viesse de alguma loja de conveniência.
Os estilitas foram os percursores dos homem-estátua.

NB-Não confundir os estilitas com a Fátima Lopes.
 
Culinária dos tempos que correm
Esta receita é económica, rápida e fácil de fazer:

Ingredientes:

2 kg de osso burro (também pode ser cavalo, que está na moda);
1 chávena de arroz carolina (de Mónaco, que deve estar em saldo);
4 colheres de azeite virgem (também pode ser adúltera);
2 folhas de louro (pode ser moreno);
Salsa, cebola e alho.

Faz-se um estrugido com a cebola bem picadinha e com os condimentos;quando a cebola estiver loira (neste caso não pode ser morena) deita-se uma pazada de água, os ossos e o arroz; quando o arroz estiver "al dente", está pronto a servir.
Este prato chama-se arroz d'osso.
 
Muitos anos de vida
Se um dia me perguntarem a que devo a minha longevidade respondo: ao facto de ainda não ter morrido.
 
Cabeçadas
A mulher diz-se adúltera quando a cabeça do marido aparece adulterada.
 
O aborto volta atacar
Vi escrito infetado.
Não se percebe porque tenho de abrir o E quando não o faço em inferior, infeliz, interior, etc.

SdB (I)

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